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Politics Joke: 51
| Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any gifts
Prez: I don't rightly recall ... actually I did once splash out on a dress
for her
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Politics Joke: 52
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed
experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a
demagogue.
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil
empire, I knew he was a dangerous kook.
When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War by
escalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclear
annihilation.
When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated
its past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan
had nothing to do with it.
Because if that fool Reagan was right all along...
...what kind of fool am I?
--Jules Feiffer
Politics Joke: 53
What's the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??
It is known how many went down on the Titanic.
Politics Joke: 54
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
If she wasn't,she wouldn't have stained her dress.
Politics Joke: 55
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home her
dress?
What,doesn't the White House have any club soda?
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