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  On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to 
 change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all 
 showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband 
 says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
 
 The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is 
 astonished.  "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are 
 so beautiful, let me take your picture."
   
 Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?"
   
 He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to 
 my heart forever".
   
 She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into 
 the bathroom to shower.
   
 He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do 
 you wear a robe?  We are married now." at that the man opens 
 his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a 
 picture".
   
 He beams and asks, "why?"
   
 She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"!
 
 
  



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