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Ouch Joke: 11
| This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?
Doctor says "you're kidding.."
Girl says "no! I don't know! Whats a failic symbol???"
Doctor pulls his pants and underwear down and says "You see? This is a
failic symbol!"
Girl says "Oh! Its just like a penis, only smaller"
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Ouch Joke: 12
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a sign
that says "put your dick in here, we'll do what your wife does for you". So
the guy puts his dick in there, and they sew a button on it.
Ouch Joke: 13
Condom Modelling Rejection
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY
6969 Slippery Root Drive
Droptrouser, NC 22269
Dear John Doe,
We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model
and represent our product, TROJAN CONDOMS.
Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors
feels that your wearing of our product in the advertisement does not portray
a positive, romantic image for our product. A loose baggy and wrinkled
condom is NOT considered romantic.
We did admire your efforts to try and firm it up by using Polygrip, but even
then it slipped off before we could get the photographs taken. We would like
to note, however, that yours is the first we've seen that looked like a
bicycle grip.
We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time. We will retain your
application for future consideration, if by chance we decide that there is a
market for micro-mini condoms.
We send greetings and our deepest sympathy.
Yours very truly,
Burley Dick, President
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY, INC.
VD/abc
P.S. Remember our slogans:
Cover your stump before you hump.
Don't be silly, protect your Willie.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it!
Ouch Joke: 14
The following was contributed by Emil:
A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,
"cor! I've just had my first blow-job and it was great! -- I'll have a
large whiskey please, barman." The man takes his whiskey and downs it.
"Same again?" asks the barman. "Okay" says the man and downs the second.
He then orders a third and a forth and downs them both.In fact in total
he downs 27 whiskeys. "Do you want another?" asks the barman. "No I don't
think so", says the man, "If 27 whiskeys won't take away the taste
I don't think that another one will!"
Ouch Joke: 15
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty
girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress.
How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then
held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old
man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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