Ouch Jokes

     A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG
    !
    He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he
    thinks. Then he hears the
    voice again: I SAID, DIG !
    So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some
    inches, he finds a small
    chest with a rusty lock.
    The deep voice says: OPEN !
    Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which
    to destroy the lock,
    and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.
    The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !
    Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest
    and walks to the
    casino.
    The deep voice says: ROULETTE !
    So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and
    goes to one of the tables,
    where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
    The deep voice says: 27 !
    He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly
    bursts. Everybody is quiet
    when the croupier throws the ball.
    The ball stops at the 26.
    The deep voice says: SHIT !