Music Jokes

  A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of
 a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he
 starts searching for the source.
 
 He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a
 grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven,
 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth
 Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he
 leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with
 him.
 
 By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has
 changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the
 previous piece, it is being played backward.
 
 Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar.  When
 they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing,
 again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are
 being played in the reverse order in which they were
 composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
 
 By the next day the word has spread and a throng has
 gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the
 Second Symphony being played backward.
 
 Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group.
 Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for
 the music.
 
 "Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's
 just decomposing!"