Music Jokes

  There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night club
 ahead. He went in, went up to the bar and asked for a drink. The bar owner,
 who was tending bar, said, "I've never seen you in her before."
 
 The guy says, "Yes, I'm not from around here. I'm just passing through on my
 way to find a job."
 
 The owner asks, "What do you do?"
 
 The guy says, "I write music and play the piano."
 
 The owner, looking excited says, "REALLY! I have an ad in the paper looking
 for
 someone to play my piano. Please sit down at the keyboard and play for me
 if you're interested."
 
 The guy does and as he plays the piano the owner is in awe of his talent
 and musical abilities. The owner says, "You play the piano more beautifully
 than anyone I have ever heard! What is the name of that song?"
 
 The guy says, "I wrote that song and the name is Two Lesbians Fucking Their
 Brains Out."
 
 The owner gasps and is taken back. He says, "My gosh, that's a terrible name
 for such a beautiful song.  Do you know any others?"
 
 The guy smiles and plays again. Once more the owner is astounded by this
 guy's talent and musical abilities. He's almost afraid to ask but he does
 ask what the name of the song he just played.
 
 The guy answers, "I Fucked Her All Night Until She Couldn't Take Anymore."
 
 The owner again was shocked. The owner says, "Ok, you play beautifully and
 the songs you have written are incrediable. I will hire you, but you have
 to promise not to tell the name of your songs to the patrons." The guy
 agrees.
 
 That night the guy was playing the piano and the crowd was just as amazed
 as the owner was with this man's musical abilities.  After playing two
 songs the crowd stood up and applauded.  The guy was really pleased and
 stood up to take a bow.  When he stood up and faced the audience, it was
 apparent that his zipper was open and his dick and balls were hanging out.
 
 
 One of the patrons close to the piano says, "Sir, do you know your dick and
 balls are hanging out?"
 
 The guy smiles and says, "KNOW IT, I WROTE IT!"