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Music Joke: 26
| A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him
two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This one's $5,000 and the other is
$10,000." the clerk said.
"Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?"
"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."
"And the other?" said the customer.
"This one can sing Wagner's entire Ring cycle. There's another one in
the back room for $30,000."
"Holy moly! What does that one do?"
"Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him 'Maestro'."
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Music Joke: 27
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Music Joke: 28
What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
Missionary Position Impossible.
Music Joke: 29
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
Scratching like hell to get out of that box.
Music Joke: 30
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?
Figuring out which parent is his mother.
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