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  Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led
 down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had
 given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and
 a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning
 to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
 
 To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you
 please play The Macarena for me one last time?"
 
 "Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked,
 "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
 
 "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
 
 Sent by Zena
 
 
  



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