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  This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good 
 proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and 
 practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork
 in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and music 
 starts playing!
 ". . . On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again...". 
 The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags the poor 
 guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again,
 ". . . On the road again . . ."
 The M.A. is totally unimpressed..."So what?" he says. "Isn't that the
 most amazing thing you've ever seen?", the guy asked.
 "Are you kidding?" says the M.A. "Any asshole can sing country music!" 
 
 
 
  



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