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Miscellaneous Joke: 1
| This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.
That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.
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Miscellaneous Joke: 2
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then
when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and
have his shoes.
Miscellaneous Joke: 3
Q: Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Daddy's between my legs?
A: You will when you're older, Lucy!
Miscellaneous Joke: 4
Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Miscellaneous Joke: 5
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.
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