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Miscellaneous Joke: 116
| A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store
have a name", the store manager says "I haven't thought of one yet but I
think u can help me, what's your girlfriend's name." The guy says "Jenny"
then the store owner says "What's do you like most about Jenny" and the guy
says "her legs." So the store manager says "ok that's what we'll call my
store Jenny's Legs. Here's a coupon come back tomorrow morning and you can
have a free drink." And the man says "ok."
The next day the man comes back to the store banging on the window yelling
" where's my free drink, where's my free drink!" Then a police officer comes
up to him and says "What are you doing?" and the guy says "I'm waiting for
Jenny's Legs to open up."
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Miscellaneous Joke: 117
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?
A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
Miscellaneous Joke: 118
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
A: He threw some nails down on the counter and asked,
"Can you put me up for the night?"
Miscellaneous Joke: 119
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?
A: They both fuck up bowings.
Miscellaneous Joke: 120
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?
A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob !
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