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Miscellaneous Joke: 106
| If Thinking Machines made toasters...
You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.
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Miscellaneous Joke: 107
If Timex made toasters...
They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toasters
that take a licking and keep on toasting.
Miscellaneous Joke: 108
If Radio Shack made toasters...
The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anything
about it. You would be able to buy all the parts to build
your own toaster.
Miscellaneous Joke: 109
If K-Tel sold toasters...
They would not be available in stores, and
you would get a free set of Ginsu knives.
Miscellaneous Joke: 110
Grant's Bar and Casino:
Liquor in the front,
Poker in the rear.
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