Miscellaneous Joke: 96
| How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's style
Lawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herds
around arguing about who owns the droppings. Software
lawyers will claim that they own an entire herd based on the
look and feel of one dropping.
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Miscellaneous Joke: 97
How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style
When the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, his
staff will try to ensure that all elephants are completely
prehunted before he sees them. If the VP sees a
nonprehunted elephant, the staff will (1) Compliment the
vice president's keen eyesight and (2) enlarge itself to
prevent any recurrence.
Sent by Alex
Miscellaneous Joke: 98
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
Salespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their time
selling elephants they haven't caught, for delivery two
days before the season opens. Software salespeople ship the
first thing they catch and write up an invoice for an
elephant. Hardware salespeople catch rabbits, paint them
gray and sell them as "desktop elephants."
Sent by Alex
Miscellaneous Joke: 99
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
The Captain's log.
Miscellaneous Joke: 100
What is the definition of Agony?
A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
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