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Miscellaneous Joke: 91
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Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be light
he asked her to step out of the way
Sent by tuna fish
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Miscellaneous Joke: 92
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death
of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old.
Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately
8:42PM last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and
going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and
relatives, was alone at the time of his death.
An autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medical
Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was
acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone had put Mr.Bunny's batteries in backwards,
and he kept coming, and coming and coming.....
Miscellaneous Joke: 93
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole
in it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket?
I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.
Miscellaneous Joke: 94
How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style
Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing
out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of
whatever is left. Professors of mathematics prove the
existence of at least one elephant and leave the capture of
an actual elephant as an exercise for one of their graduate
students.
Sent by Alex
Miscellaneous Joke: 95
How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style
Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A:
1. Go to Africa
2. Start at the Cape of Good Hope
3. Work northward in an orderly manner, traversing the
continent alternately East and West.
4. During each traverse
a. Catch each animal seen
b. Compare each animal caught to a known elephant
c. Stop when a match is detected.
Experienced computer programmers modify Algorithm A by
placing a known elephant in Cairo to ensure that the
algorithm will terminate.
Sent by Alex
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