Miscellaneous Joke: 86
| What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
- "Thats the most violent book I've ever read."
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Miscellaneous Joke: 87
What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"
Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube
Miscellaneous Joke: 88
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Level I:
Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors d'oerves,
and sipping their drinks. Later, some of the gather by the piano to
sing carols while others admire the ornaments on your tree.
Level II:
Your guests are talking loudly, wolfing hors d'oerves, and drinking
from the bottles. Some people gather by the piano to sing "I Gotta
Be Me" while others begin rearranging your ornaments.
Level III:
Your guests are arguing wildly among themselves, those that haven't
passed out from the upside-down margaritas. One person is singing
"I Can't Get No Satisfaction", which can barely be heard over the
sound of breaking ornaments. A small group of guests begin placing
hors d'oerves in the piano to see what happens when the little
hammers strike.
Level IV:
Your guests, hors d'oerves smeared over their naked bodies, are
performing a ritualistic dance around the burning Christmas tree.
The piano is missing.
In general, you want to keep your party around Level III, unless you rent
your home, have insurance, and are carrying firearms. The quickest way to
get to Level III is egg-nog.
Miscellaneous Joke: 89
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Sent by Susan
Miscellaneous Joke: 90
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
one sip & you go out with a poof :0)
Sent by Peter
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