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Miscellaneous Joke: 81
| Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Miscellaneous Joke: 82
How can you identify an blind pirate?
He's the one with patches over both eyes.
Miscellaneous Joke: 83
With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.
But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago.
The boy grew up to have very foul mouth. The more the son swore, the\
madder the father got.
One day, the father got so mad he pushed his son off a high cliff.
The sheriff arrested him for making an obscene clone fall.
Miscellaneous Joke: 84
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.
The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"
Miscellaneous Joke: 85
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.
The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.
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