Miscellaneous Joke: 76
| A lady was in a hardware store looking at a
fishing poles. She asked the store manager how
much it was he said 'I am blind drop it on the
ground and i'll tell ya. She dropped it on the
ground.'Aahh that's 10.00.'
She bent down and let a big fart that everyone
heard. But, she really wanted the pole so she
picked it up. And went to pay for it. 'That
will be 20.00'
'But you said 10.00'
'10.00 extra for the stink bait and duck call.
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Miscellaneous Joke: 77
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Miscellaneous Joke: 78
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
- Popeye almost killed him.
Miscellaneous Joke: 79
Why can't Frankenstein have children?
Because his nuts are on his neck.
Miscellaneous Joke: 80
Why can't Santa have children?
He only comes once a year.
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