Miscellaneous Jokes

     One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd
    toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of
    catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer
    her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but
    succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for
    assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided
    to go to hospital.
    
    As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
    her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
    said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit
    down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to
    blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and
    daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was
    nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for
    something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father.
    
    The mother said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think
    he's going to be when he grows older?!"
    
    The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"