Miscellaneous Joke: 71
| Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.
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Miscellaneous Joke: 72
What is the definition of Agony?
A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
Miscellaneous Joke: 73
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Miscellaneous Joke: 74
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Miscellaneous Joke: 75
What is It?
Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one.
Maddona does not have one. And a priest does not
use his. What is it?
A Last name
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