"I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please."
"One moment, please." Pause. "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing
for a Theodore Guild."
"No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's Theater
Guild."
"I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild."
"Not *Theodore*! *Theater*! The word is *theater*.
T-H-E-A-T-E-R!"
"That, *sir*, is NOT the way you spell Theodore."
Miscellaneous Joke: 67
"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance
Company."
"Would you spell that, please?"
"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye.
W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you."
The operator pauses. "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with
my supervisor . . ."
Miscellaneous Joke: 68
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Her knickers fit her like a glove!
Miscellaneous Joke: 69
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter,
'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'
The waiter replies, 'That, sir, is entirely
possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor.'
Miscellaneous Joke: 70
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
