Miscellaneous Joke: 56
| What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...
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Miscellaneous Joke: 57
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma?
Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last weeek!
mommy,mommy:I hate daddyis guts.
shut up kid and keep eating.
sent by omar
Miscellaneous Joke: 58
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with a
dead frog on a leash. He went to the counter and asked the
pimp for a whore with aids, the man knew he was young but the
boy said "please mister, just give me a whore with aids, i
have money thats no problem" the man was like ok "if you have
the money". So the boy went in and fucked the whore and came
out smiling to the man at the counter. The guy didn't understnad
why he was so happy. "its a long story" the boy said. "tell me,
i can wait" hte man said impaciently. "ok" the boy says "i have
aids now right? well--i'll go home and screw the babysitter...
she'll get aids, then my dad will come homw and screw her...
he'll get aids, my dad will screw my mom...she'll get aids.
Then my mom will then screw the milk man
.....and he's the son of a bitch that ran over my frog!"
sent by Alaine
Miscellaneous Joke: 59
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her hair smells.
Miscellaneous Joke: 60
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume
party. All the gentry were there and as they arrived the
doorman would announce what there characters were.
When one couple arrived he announced "Mickey and Minnie
Mouse".
As the next couple arrived he announced "Tarzan and Jane"
and so on as each guest arrived.
Later in the evening a man arrived dressed only in a pair of
underpants but apart from that totally naked from head to toe.
"Who do you think you are?" demanded the doorman. Having
ascertained that the man was indeed an invited guest from the
local university CS department The doorman asked "How
shall I announce you?"
The man said, "I'm premature ejaculation"
"I'm very sorry sir", said the doorman in obvious shock, "I
cannot announce anything like that to such a gathering."
"O.K." said the professor. "Just say I came in my pants"
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