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Miscellaneous Joke: 46
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Wave at him.
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Miscellaneous Joke: 47
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
Your Mother...
Miscellaneous Joke: 48
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
They taste funny.
Miscellaneous Joke: 49
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a
hamburger.
The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"
The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"
Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in
his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat,
and tosses it on the grill.
The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever
seen!"
The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the
morning when he makes the doughnuts!"and orders a
hamburger.
The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"
The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"
Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in
his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat,
and tosses it on the grill.
The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever
seen!"
The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the
morning when he makes the doughnuts!"
Miscellaneous Joke: 50
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a
peeping tom?
One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!
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