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Men Joke: 1

As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.

It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the front of his head, it’s because he’s a great thinker.

Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it’s because he’s sexy.

Unfortunately, when a man is bald both front and back, he only thinks he’s sexy...

Men Joke: 2

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Men Joke: 3

Q: Why do men name their penis? A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.

Men Joke: 4

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Men Joke: 5

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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