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Men Joke: 11
| Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired
of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing
shabby clothes."
"Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same
reasons."
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Men Joke: 12
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that
as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the
house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
Men Joke: 13
I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.
It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there:
They have no wife to go home to...
or they do.
Men Joke: 14
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the
middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and
grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped below the surface.
After floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran out of food and
water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst
and starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in
the water. As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an
oil lamp (the kind the genies come in).
They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it. "POOF" out popped a tired old
genie who said "ok.. so you freed me from this stupid lamp, yadda,
yadda, yadda. But hey, I've been doing this 3 wishes stuff for a long
time now and quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys get only ONE
wish and then I'm OUTTA here. Make it a good one". The first guy,
without hesitation or thought blurted out, "Give us all the beer we
can drink for the rest of our lives!!!" "Fine" said the genie, and he
instantly turned the entire ocean into beer.
"Great move Einstein!" said the second guy, slapping the first guy
in the head. "NOW we're gonna have to piss in the BOAT!"
Men Joke: 15
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this
gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next
to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another.
After this and the accompanying small-talk, Joe asks her back
to his place for a "good time."
"Look," says the woman, "what do you think I am? I don't turn
into a slut after 3 drinks, you know!"
"OK," replies Joe, "so how many does it take?"
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