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Men Joke: 111
| Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.
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Men Joke: 112
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple
Two calves that will never become cows
A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything
Twenty nails that won't hold a board
A chest that won't hold linen
Two boobs that won't give milk
Two buns that won't feed anyone
A belly button that won't button
Two balls that won't roll
An ass that won't pull a plow
An organ that won't play music
A cock that won't crow
Men Joke: 113
Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,
….what do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.
Men Joke: 114
Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Men Joke: 115
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.
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