Men Joke: 96
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Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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Men Joke: 97
What food best describes a man?
Jerky
Men Joke: 98
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Because he's plugged into a woman!
Men Joke: 99
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Men Joke: 100
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they
would never have anything to do with women again. They
were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as
far north as they could go and never look at a woman
again.
They got up there and went into a trader's store and told
him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one
year." The trader got the gear together and on top of each
one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur
around the hole. The guyssaid "What's that board for?"
The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are no
women and you might need this."
They said "No way! We've sworn off women for life!" The
trader said," Well. take the boards with you, and if you
don't use themI'll refund your money next year. "Okay,"
they said and left.
Next year this guy came into the trader's store and said
"Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year."
The trader said, "Weren't you in here last year with a
partner?"
"Yeah" said the guy.
"Where is he?" asked the trader.
"I shot him" said the guy.
"Why?"
"I caught him in bed with my board."
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