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Men Joke: 91
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Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and
potentially violent, but they make great pets.
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Men Joke: 92
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:
"don't" and "stop".
Men Joke: 93
What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
Men Joke: 94
There were two guys walking down the street
and they saw a dog licking his nuts.
One of the guys said. "Man I wish I could do that".
Then the other guy said, "Man that dog will bite you!"!
Men Joke: 95
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?"
The man replies very sarcastically "How did you guess?"
She replies "because you're ugly."
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