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Men Joke: 86
| One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's
crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at
the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions:
disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment,
skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it
aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her
husband.
"A penny for your thoughts," she said.
"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can
make a crib like that for only $46.50."
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Men Joke: 87
What's a man's idea of foreplay?
-A half-hour of begging.
Men Joke: 88
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
- In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.
Men Joke: 89
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
Men Joke: 90
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.
They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.
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