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Men Joke: 71
| What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
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Men Joke: 72
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.
During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that
both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the
reason for your elongated penises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and
when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to
manage as best she could."
Men Joke: 73
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
A Bottle of Dom and a Limo home: 125.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00
Sending her on her way and never having to hear her complain:
Priceless
For everthing else.... There's MasterCard
Men Joke: 74
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.
Men Joke: 75
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
- The man
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