Medicine Jokes

  A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe 
 stuttering problem.
 After a thorough examination, the doctor consults 
 with the patient.
 Doctor: 'It appears that the reason for your 
 stuttering is that your penis is about six inches 
 too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal 
 cords, and thereby causing you this annoying 
 problem of stuttering.
 Patient: Ddddd octttor . Whhaaat cccan I 
 dddo? (Doctor what can I do?)
 The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a 
 minute and states that there is a procedure where 
 we can free up the strain on the vocal cords by 
 removing the six inches from the penis and freeing 
 him from this horrible problem.
 The patient stuttering badly states that this 
 problem has caused him so much embarrassment as 
 well as loss of employment that anything would be 
 worth it.
 The doctor plans for the procedure. The operation 
 is a success and six months later the patient 
 comes in for his check up.
 Patient: Doctor, the operation was a success. I 
 have not stuttered since the operation. I have a 
 great job and my self esteem is fantastic. 
 However, there is one problem, my wife says that 
 she sort of misses the great sex we used to have 
 before the extra six inches were removed. So I 
 was wondering if it is possible to reattach those 
 six inches.
 The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a 
 minute and says:
 I dddoonnn?t ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould 
                     bbbbee possssssibbble.