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Medicine Joke: 36
| Nancy goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you."
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Medicine Joke: 37
Once upon a time, a woman complained to her doctor that she and her
husband never had sex anymore. So the doctor gave her a bottle of
pills and told her to put them in his drink and she would be
'satisfied.'
The woman, somewhat disbelievingly, put one pill in his coffee that
evening. That night they made out.
The next morning, she put two in his coffee, and that night they
really got it on.
The next day, she said, "What the hell," and put the entire bottle in.
A few days later, the doctor called to check on her progress. The
woman's son answered the phone. When the doctor asked how she was
doing, the son replied, "Mom's dead; Sis is pregnant; my asshole
hurts, and Dad is out naked on the front lawn yelling 'Here kitty,
kitty.'"
Medicine Joke: 38
Mr Smith goes downstairs in the morning and his doorman says, "Mr
Smith, how are you?" Smith says, "I feel great." Doorman says, "But
you look terrible!" Smith says, "But I feel great."
When Smith gets to the office, his secretary asks him how he is. He
says, "I feel great!" She says, "But you look terrible." He says, "But
I feel great." Smith goes to lunch with his friend and they have just
the same conversation. His friend insists that he goes to the doctor
and so that is what Mr Smith does.
The doctor asks what the problem is. Smith says, "I feel great but I
look terrible." Dr says, "I don't know that ailment so I'll look in my
medical book." The doctor takes out a huge tome. "Feels great, looks
terrible..." he says as he turns the pages, "Feels great, looks
terrible.... Feels gre... I've got it!! You're a vagina!"
Medicine Joke: 39
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the woman behind the counter, "Is
there a male pharmacist available?"
"No" she says, "My sister and I own this place and we are both
pharmacists. How can we help you?"
The man steps back, opens his coat revealing this rather large bulge
in the front of his pants and says, "Its been like this for 7 days
now, can you give me anything for it?"
"Hmmm", says the woman, "Let me go consult my sister."
Moments later she returns and says, "OK, we'll give you $400 cash and
a half interest in the pharmacy."
Medicine Joke: 40
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her
husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it
was such a good idea.
The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"
She said that she did.
He asked, "Does it hurt you?"
She said no.
The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you
shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you
take care not to get pregnant."
The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal
sex?"
The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"
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