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Medicine Joke: 26
| Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling much
better since his operation, but couldn't account for the
enormous bump on the back of his head.
"Oh, that," chuckled Mrs. Horntoot. "Just before your
operation they suddenly ran out of ether!"
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Medicine Joke: 27
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a field
assignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital.
The first patient was locked in his room throwing tennis balls
everywhere. The student asked why, and the patient answered
"When I get out of here I going to ba a tennis pro."
The second patient was locked in his room throwing baseballs
everywhere. When asked why he said "When I get out of here I
going to be a professional baseball player."
The student thought he was starting to get the hang of things,
until he looked in on the third patient. There locked in the
middle of the room was a naked man, masturbating with a peanut
on the end of his penis. The student asked, "I understand about
the others, but what are you going to be when you get out of here?"
"They're never going to let me out of here," the patient
said "I'm f**king nuts!"
Medicine Joke: 28
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!
Medicine Joke: 29
The usual scene. A Doctor says to a patient, "Well, I've got good news
and bad news."
The patient asks for the bad news and the doctor tells him that he has
just three weeks to live.
"Three weeks! That's terrible. I'll be dead in three weeks! What's the
good news."
Doctor says, "See my huge breasted receptionist? Well, I'm fucking
her!"
Medicine Joke: 30
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had
prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little
worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
"Doctor, the hormones you`ve been giving me have really helped, but
I`m afraid that you`re giving me too much. I`ve started growing hair
in places that I`ve never grown hair before."
The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal
side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"
"On my balls."
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