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Medicine Joke: 21
| Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room
doctor.
The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and
I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost
all use of both arms and both legs, and will be on a respirator
the rest of her life."
Hiram says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
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Medicine Joke: 22
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, after
the doctor examined him, he told the man he had
some bad news... he had cancer and alzheimers.
The man replied, " Well, at least I don't have
cancer"
Medicine Joke: 23
"Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last
visit."
"Does that mean I'm cured?" he asked.
"For all practical purposes, yes," she said. "I think we can
safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You
haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know
where the kleptomania came from."
"Well, that's terrific, Doctor. Before I go, I'd like to tell you
something. Although our relationship is strictly professional, it's
been one of the most rewarding of my life. I wish I could do
something to repay you for helping me."
"You've paid my fee," the doctor said. "That's the only
responsibility you have."
"I know," Chilton said. "But isn't there some personal favor I
could do for you?"
"Well," the doctor said, "I'll tell you what. If you ever suffer a
relapse, my son could use a nice portable color television."
Medicine Joke: 24
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I
can't get it up for my wife anymore.
"Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see
what I can do."
The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off
your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now turn all the
way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put
your clothes back on."
The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health,"
he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."
Medicine Joke: 25
A guy walks into his doctor and says,
"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"
The doc asks, "How long have you had this problem?"
The guy says, "What problem?"
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