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Medicine Joke: 121
| Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building.
One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator
together at the end of an unbearable hot, sticky day. The younger man was
completely done in, and he noted with some resentment that his senior was
fresh as a daisy. "I don't understand," he marveled, "how you can listen
to drooling patients from morning till night on a day like this and still
look so spry and unbothered when it's over."
The older analyst said simply, "Who listens?"
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Medicine Joke: 122
A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have five
penises!"
The doctor says,"Good lord! How do your pants fit?"
The man replies, "Like a glove."
Medicine Joke: 123
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his
colleagues asked him how it had been. "Oh, it was very disappointing,"
he said. "I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here
in the hospital."
Medicine Joke: 124
A man goes to a doctor and says:
"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
"Gee, what are you taking for it?"
"Snuff."
Medicine Joke: 125
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took
the balls out and kept it on the table. At the end of the operation he
wanted to put his balls back into the pouch of testis. He searched
operation theatre but could not find the balls of the patient. Lastly he
told nurse to get two small onions from his lunch box as he cannot keep
his testis pouch empty.
After that operation he met the same patient in a garden for morning walk.
Being a good doc, he asked his patient how he is feeling now.
He said "Doc everything is fine, life is very cool except that whenever I
scratch my balls, my eyes start watering."
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