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Medicine Joke: 6
| I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."
He said, "Don't answer it!"
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Medicine Joke: 7
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor
operation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady in
a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before
they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre
door to go in and check whether everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the
sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks
away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second
man comes over and does the same examinations.
When the third man starts examining her body so closely,
she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are
fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start th
operation?"
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have
no idea. We're just painting the corridor."
Medicine Joke: 8
A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe
stuttering problem.
After a thorough examination, the doctor consults
with the patient.
Doctor: 'It appears that the reason for your
stuttering is that your penis is about six inches
too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal
cords, and thereby causing you this annoying
problem of stuttering.
Patient: Ddddd octttor . Whhaaat cccan I
dddo? (Doctor what can I do?)
The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a
minute and states that there is a procedure where
we can free up the strain on the vocal cords by
removing the six inches from the penis and freeing
him from this horrible problem.
The patient stuttering badly states that this
problem has caused him so much embarrassment as
well as loss of employment that anything would be
worth it.
The doctor plans for the procedure. The operation
is a success and six months later the patient
comes in for his check up.
Patient: Doctor, the operation was a success. I
have not stuttered since the operation. I have a
great job and my self esteem is fantastic.
However, there is one problem, my wife says that
she sort of misses the great sex we used to have
before the extra six inches were removed. So I
was wondering if it is possible to reattach those
six inches.
The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a
minute and says:
I dddoonnn?t ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould
bbbbee possssssibbble.
Medicine Joke: 9
A man and wife entered a dentist's office.
The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I
don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in
a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as
quickly as possible."
You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now,
show me which tooth it is.
The wife turns to her husband and says "Open
your mouth and show the dentist which tooth
it is, dear."
Medicine Joke: 10
She said, "Kiss me doctor!"
Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics
standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients,
in fact, I really shouldn't be fucking you."
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