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Medicine Joke: 66
| A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so
after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the
minor of three possible operations.
The operation is performed, but a month later, she's still not
pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he
recommends the medium operation, a somewhat more serious
operation, but still not as complicated as the third alternative.
But, there's still no result, and another month later she's back
in the doctors office, and this time she gets the big one.
After having recovered in some weeks, the couple resumes
normal marital activities, and this time they actually succeed in
conceiving a baby.
Filled with joy, the young wife now sees the doctor for the regular
examination during pregnancy and says, "We're so
happy doctor, we're finally having a baby. But what was this
third operation actually all about? The first two weren't that bad,
but this last one I think must have been quite a job, I was dizzy
for weeks after."
"Well," the doctor replies, "since the first two standard
operations failed, we started suspecting your method rather
than your ability, so I made a connection from your throat to
your uterus."
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Medicine Joke: 67
A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the
emergency operator asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her
husband!"
Medicine Joke: 68
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing
problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and
they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than
twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for
seven days and comeback and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I
don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting
just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for
yourself?".
"Calm down, Mrs.Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed
your
sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
Medicine Joke: 69
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was
asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of
you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You
undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor,
I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."
Medicine Joke: 70
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.
The first one says, "I had a patient this morning with
a clit like a dill pickle.
The second one says,"That big or that green?"
The first one says,"That Sour."
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