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  A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand 
 still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and 
 kill you."
 The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was 
 astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.
 Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more
 step a car will run over you and you will die."
 The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the 
 corner, barely missing him.
 "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
 "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
 "Oh yeah?" the man asked..."And where were you when I got married?"
 
 
  



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