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Marriage Joke: 41
| An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:
Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for
50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife,
but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old.
Father: When was the last time you made a confession?
Man: I never have, I am Jewish.
Father: Then why are telling me all this?
Man: I am telling everybody ...
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Marriage Joke: 42
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
He: Your sense of humor.
Marriage Joke: 43
What are the three words you don't want to hear while making love?
"Honey, I'm home!"
Marriage Joke: 44
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking
a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is
frowning and looking put out.
The egg mutters to no one in particular,
"I guess we answered that question."
Marriage Joke: 45
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are told
to seperate into two lines. One for all the husbands that are
under their wives control and they other for those that control
their wives.
After the men seperate one of the angels notices that their are
nineteen men in the first line and only one in the second.
The angel walks up to the man and asks why he was so sure of his
independence.
"That's easy," said the fellow, "My wife told me to stand here!"
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