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Marriage Joke: 31
| A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places
they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded
countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running
along the road.
The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did
here forty years ago."
The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and
he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They
made love like never before.
Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin', you sure never moved
like that forty years ago--or any time since that I can remember!"
The woman says, "Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn't electrified!"
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Marriage Joke: 32
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good:
Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad:
You can't find your birth control pills
Worse:
Your daughter borrowed them
Marriage Joke: 33
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good:
Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad:
You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse:
You're in them
Marriage Joke: 34
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good:
Your husband understands fashion
Bad:
He's a crossdresser
Worse:
He looks better than you
Marriage Joke: 35
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good:
Your son's finally maturing
Bad:
He's involved with the woman next door
Worse:
So are you
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