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Marriage Joke: 131
| I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different
cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own
computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and
Home Pages. They say they're doing everything they can to keep their
marriage together.
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Marriage Joke: 132
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been
formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting
married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her
face and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it.
Marriage Joke: 133
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent
marriage annulled. "On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This
court does not take annulments lightly."
"Non-virginity," replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I
thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had
married a wide receiver."
Marriage Joke: 134
Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days
who are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time they get a divorce,
they keep the house.
Marriage Joke: 135
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my
ex-wife any money."
Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
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