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Marriage Joke: 121
| A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father
asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?"
The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike."
sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about
you."
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Marriage Joke: 122
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her
wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None
of the other women in the office even noticed.
Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy !!! It's so
warm in here today, I think I'll take off my ring."
Marriage Joke: 123
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had
worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he
graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be
married soon.
She looked at me with a big smile and said, "Oh no! Not right away. I
want him to practice for at least six months first."
Marriage Joke: 124
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the
usher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked.
"Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."
Marriage Joke: 125
"What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said
her closest friend.
"Well," Pam confirmed, "although his diamond was of pretty good
quality, his mounting left a lot to be desired."
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