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Marriage Joke: 116
| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
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Marriage Joke: 117
Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired
of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing
shabby clothes."
"Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same
reasons."
Marriage Joke: 118
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and
sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in
love and didn't really notice."
Marriage Joke: 119
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up
alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So...
out looking for a little, huh ?"
She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you. I'm
out looking for a lot !!!"
Marriage Joke: 120
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone
who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two
weeks leave in which to get married.
"But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get
married then ?"
"What and ruin my vacation ?" she whined.
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