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Marriage Joke: 111
| The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak's "Car Train" to Florida, so
they would have the mobility of being able to use their own vehicle on
the honeymoon. They settled into one of the train's upper berths
together and cuddled. As the nite progressed, the new bride was heard
to say quite excitedly a number of times, "I just can't believe that
we're finally married Kenny."
After about the 3rd time in five minutes, a voice came out of the
dark, "God dammit Kenny !!! Will you please convince her so's we can
all get some sleep ???"
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Marriage Joke: 112
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent
his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason
for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should
ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to
repossess me."
Marriage Joke: 113
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,
he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife
sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"
He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't changed one
little bit."
Marriage Joke: 114
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on
Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding
his own business. He noticed in his rear view mirror that a Maryland
State Trooper was right behind him. A mile later nothing changed,
except now he's driving at 65 mph, the maximum limit. Several miles
further along, the Trooper's right on his bumper and the man increases
his speed to 75 mph. The Trooper activates his lights and siren and
the man reluctantly pulls onto the shoulder.
After the Trooper demands the man's driver's license and registration,
he sez, "Mr. {Smith}, I cannot for the life of me figure out why, when
you knew I was behind you for quite some time, you sped up knowing
that you could be cited for speeding. What in the world caused you to
do that ?
The man looked relieved, stared the Trooper directly in the eye and
softly spoke, "Trooper, three months ago, my wife ran off with a
Maryland State Trooper. I thought you were him, bringing her back."
Marriage Joke: 115
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the
house. He got the outside.
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