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Marriage Joke: 106
| A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,
Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any
activities that might develop. A few days later,
he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
No Fee.
Sent by Marina
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Marriage Joke: 107
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom
approached the desk clerk. He said he wanted the best for they were on
their honeymoon. The clerk asked the man if he wanted the bridal.
"No," he said, "I don't believe I'll need it. I'll just grab onto her
ears and hold on 'til she gets used to it."
Marriage Joke: 108
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their
Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found some nice
CDs to stack on the player. Then he excused himself and returned in
pajamas and robe. He opened a bottle of champagne and poured them each
a drink, unaware that his new bride had already had more than enuff to
drink. Finally, he took the girl of his dreams, whom he had wed after
a whirl-wind courtship, by the hand and tenderly began to lead her
towards the bedroom.
"Damn !" she muttered, "every stinking time I go out with a guy it
always ends up the same way."
Marriage Joke: 109
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple
finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant.
After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The
new husband looked at his bride and said, "You know what I really feel
like honey ?"
"Well sure," she blushed, "But we gotta eat sometime !"
Marriage Joke: 110
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy
ocean-side resort. because they knew it would be expensive, they had
planned to limit their stay to just the weekend, but were just unable
to leave, enjoying themselves and each other so much, and extended
their stay another day. Upon checking out, the desk clerk said,
"That'll be an additional $150 apiece."
"Good God man !!!" cried the groom, totally shocked, "That's two
thousand two-hundred and fifty dollars !!! Are you crazy ???"
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