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Marriage Joke: 6
| A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problem
of one of their daughters, who looked very much as though she were
planning to marry a Gentile boy. Everyone was disturbed about it, and I
could not help interrupting.
"Why not?" said I. "Let her marry a Gentile boy. I'm all in favor of
Jewish girls marrying Gentile boys."
"Why?" chorused the women.
And I said, "Because why should the Jewish boys have all the bad
luck?"
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Marriage Joke: 7
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance
company ...
Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.
Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.
We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one
of comparable worth.
Susan, after a pause: I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband.
Marriage Joke: 8
Here's a sick one...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut off
her late husband's penis and shove it up his rectum. The mortician
objects, but threatening not to pay, he relents. Later, at the coffin
closing, the wife bends down to kiss her husband goodbye, and she sees a
tear coming from his eye. She says "Hurts doesn't it, you son of a
bitch!"
Marriage Joke: 9
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand
still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and
kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more
step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the
corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked..."And where were you when I got married?"
Marriage Joke: 10
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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