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Marriage Joke: 91
| A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I'll never understand women," he replied. "I was riding up in an
escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt
was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned
around and punched me in the eye!"
"I can certainly appreciate that," said the wife, "But how did you get
the second black eye?"
"Well, I figured she liked it that way," said the husband, "So I
pushed it back in."
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Marriage Joke: 92
A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married. Before
getting there, the girl said to the guy that she has a confession to
make: the reason that they have not been too intimate is because she
is very flat-chested. If he wishes to cancel the wedding, it's okay
with her. The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not
mind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a
marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that
he also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it is
just like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the marriage, its okay
with him. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does
not mind, and she also believed there are other things far more
important than sex in a marriage.
They were happy that they are honest with each other. They went on to
Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her
clothes, she was flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his
clothes. One glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fell
to the floor.
After she became conscious the guy asked: "I told you before we got
married, why did you still faint?"
The girl said: "You told me it was just like a baby".
The guy replied: "Yes, 8 pounds and 21 inches".
Marriage Joke: 93
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in
spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go
home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Marriage Joke: 94
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years
before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked
about 10 feet behind their husbands.
She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked
several yards behind their wives.
She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is
marvelous," said the journalist. "What enabled women here to achieve
this reversal of roles?"
Replied the Kuwaiti woman: "Land mines"
Marriage Joke: 95
A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to
find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles.
A drunk man next to her stares at her for three minutes, then tells
her, "I love a woman that does aerobics."
The woman replies angrily, "I don't DO aerobics!"
The drunk man then looks at the woman and says, "Then how did you get
your leg up so high?"
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