Marriage Jokes

  The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement
 park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The
 ride completed, she seemed rather bored.
      "What would you like to do next?" he asked.
      "I wanna be weighed," she said. So the young man
 took her over to the weight guesser.
 "One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was
 absolutely right.
      Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he
 bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked
 what else she would like to do.
      "I wanna be weighed," she said.
      I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought
 the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a
 headache, he took the girl home.
      The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so
 early, and asked, "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a
 nice time tonight?"
      "Wousy," said the girl.