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Lawyer Joke: 76
| Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own
defense. "You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?"
The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what
will happen if you don't tell the truth?"
The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win."
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Lawyer Joke: 77
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights
broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the
offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a
note stuck under the windshield wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw
the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think
I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."
Lawyer Joke: 78
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.
"Fifty dollars for three questions," replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"
Lawyer Joke: 79
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Lawyer Joke: 80
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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