Lawyer Jokes

     Guilty
 
    Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder.
    There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no
    corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that
    his client is guilty and that it looks like he'll probably be
    convicted, resorts to a clever trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the
    jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer says as he looks at
    his watch. "Within 1 minute, the person presumed dead in this case
    will walk into this court room," he says and he looks toward the
    courtroom door. The jury, somewhat stunned, all look on eagerly. A
    minute passes. Nothing happens. Finally the lawyer says: 'Actually, I
    made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with
    anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that there is reasonable
    doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you
    return a verdict of not guilty." The jury, clearly confused, retires
    to deliberate. A very few minutes later, the jury returns and a
    representative pronounces a verdict of guilty. "But how?" inquires the
    lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the
    door." Answers the representative: "Oh, we did look. But your client
    didn't."