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Lawyer Joke: 71
| In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly
started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the
man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that
you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help
practicing my art!" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy
replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do ya see me fucking the guy in front of me?"
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Lawyer Joke: 72
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.
The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."
The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with
battery."
The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
Lawyer Joke: 73
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of
lunch the junior partner slaps his forehead.
"Damn," he says. "I forgot to lock the office safe before we left." His
partner replies " What are you worried about? We're both here."
Lawyer Joke: 74
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same
service.
Lawyer Joke: 75
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don't
think they're jokes!
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