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Lawyer Joke: 61
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Your Honor.
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Lawyer Joke: 62
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How much money have you got?
Lawyer Joke: 63
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a heck of a lot better than
the penalty for murder!
Lawyer Joke: 64
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,
feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of
hundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied.
"The judge'll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We're dead!"
"I don't think so," his attorney told him. "I sent it in the
other lawyer's name!"
Lawyer Joke: 65
"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of
your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I
wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
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