Lawyer Jokes

  The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, 
 "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and 
 says "That'll be five dollars", to which he replies "What are 
 you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this".
 
 A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, 
 then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In 
 the original offer, which consitutes a binding contract upon 
 acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration". The 
 bartender's not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you 
 beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here 
 again".
 
 The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, 
 "What the hell are you doing in here? I can't believe you've 
 got the audacity to come back!". 
 
 The guy says "What are you talking about? I've never been in 
 this place in my life", to which the bartender replies "I'm 
 very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."
 
 To which the guy replies "Thank you! Make it a scotch."