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Foreign Joke: 31
| A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for
some pepper
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
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Foreign Joke: 32
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One
office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news
that she was being fired. He started the conversation with:
"Miss Symthe, I really don't know how we're going to get along
without you, but starting Monday, we're going to try.
Foreign Joke: 33
Australia.
Where men are real men
And sheep are scared shitless
And where the term 'Going Down Under' means something entirely different
Foreign Joke: 34
The Australian liberal party announced today that they are
changing their emblem to a condom
because it more clearly reflects their party's
political stance :
A condom stands up to inflation,
halts production,
discourages co-operation,
protects a bunch of dicks,
and gives one a sense of security while
screwing others.
Foreign Joke: 35
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across
the burning desert sands towards Israel, when the Arab commander, bouncing
along in his jeep, spots an aged Israeli on top a distant sand dune. The
commander drops his binoculars and shouts orders to a foot soldier to run
up ahead and kill the infidel Israeli. The soldier sprints ahead of the
advancing troops, and soon disappears over the sand dune. The general
stops the troops and waits to see what happens.
Nothing happens. The commander sends a whole platoon of soldiers to
investigate. All twelve Arabs disappear over the sand dune, never to be
seen again. The now-slightly-anxious commander dispatches 3 tanks to find
out just what in the heck is going on, and they disappear over the dune,
too. Sweat pours down the commander's forehead as he orders his entire
division to overrun the solitary Israeli behind the sand dune.
But just then, the first soldier reappears on the distant sand dune and
cups his hands to his lips. "Go back!" he shouts. "Go back! It's
hopeless-- there's TWO of them!"
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