Foreign Jokes

                               Iraqi vs. American
      
    
   Average Iraqi
 
     Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of
     the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors
 
   Average American
 
     Once got really sick on the Wild Mouse ride at Six Flags theme
     park
 
   Average Iraqi
 
     Willing to participate in Holy War for his nation
 
   Average American
 
     Willing to participate in People's Choice Awards
 
   Average Iraqi
 
     Lines up by the thousands to die for country
 
   Average American
 
     Will go to any extreme to avoid jury duty
 
   Average Iraqi
 
     Has endured many food shortages during wars with Iran and embargo
     by West
 
   Average American
 
     Shoves McDonalds cashier if their Happy Meal doesn't include
     McCookies
 
   Average Iraqi
 
     Believes if he dies in battle, he will go straight to Paradise
 
   Average American
 
     Believes if, in a dream, you don't wake up before hitting the
     ground, you die
 
   Average Iraqi
 
     Has friend or relative wounded in ruthless wars of conquest
 
   Average American
 
     Has beer guzzling uncle who shot self in foot on hunting trip
 
   Average Iraqi
 
     Thinks Saddam Hussein is a political genius
 
   Average American
 
     Thinks Saddam Hussein makes Dan Quayle seem like Einstein