Foreign Jokes

  A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of the
 Scottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary about
 the way of life there.
 
 REPORTER: 
 
      Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering
      material for a documentary about the way of life in the
      remote parts of the Scottish Highlands. You look like an
      interesting fellow, perhaps I could interview you? 
 
 SCOTSMAN: 
 
      Certainly... 
 
 REPORTER: 
 
      Well, perhaps you could start by telling me your name? 
 
 SCOTSMAN: 
 
      Well now there's a story. Y'know I deliver the mail round
      here, but do they call me Donald the Postman? No they don't.
 
      You see those fine crofts up on the hill there, well, I
      built more than half of them myself, but do they call me
      Donald the Croftbuilder? No, they don't.
 
      And did you pass the nets down in the harbour? Well, I made
      several of them, but do they call me Donald the Netmaker? No,
      they don't.
 
      But, I tell you, a moment's weakness with just ONE sheep ....